Total Medals Earned: 1,050 (From 175 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,895 Points
Medals Earned: 5/7 (140/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Complete day area!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 11/16 (160/345 points)
Collect One Diamond!
Collect One Heart
Collect One Jetpack
Collect One Powerup
Collect Three Jetpacks
Collect Five Hearts
Collect Five Diamonds
Beat Ten Waves! (Wave Mode Only)
Collect Five Jetpacks
Beat Twenty Waves! (Wave Mode Only)
Beat Thirty Waves! (Wave Mode Only)
Collect Three Powerups
Collect Fifteen Hearts
Collect Fifteen Diamonds
Collect Five Powerups
Beat the Game! (Wave Mode Only)
Medals Earned: 4/10 (130/465 points)
Touch a stink bug.
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the daytime levels.
Score between 170k and 190k
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 130k and 170k
Complete the night levels.
Score between 190k and 210k
Score over 210k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (40/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Collect $40 during the story.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 7/9 (175/375 points)
Kill 2 Doctors in the operating theater.
Infect singer in the backstage.
Infect poor rat.
Infect 3 dogs in bonus scene #1.
Complete the game.
Kill himself with a gun in bonus scene #2.
Kill himself with a knife in bonus scene #2.
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 18/18 (385/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!